My first Christmas in the joint, certainly not how I expected to be spending this holiday. I'm certain this will be an experience to remember. The inmates are all gearing up for the holiday, I'm certain Santa will be leaving us all lumps of coal in our stockings. We'll all be gathered around the hearth and Yule log spreading good cheer, listening to Christmas Songs and telling wonderful stories. Some of us will be strolling from bunk to bunk caroling for our entertainment. Midnight we'll all go downstairs and see what Santa has left us, we'll then build all our toys and prepare for the sumptuous holiday feast, roasted goose with chestnut stuffing, elderberry pie, string beans almandine, and of course apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Afterward we'll all relax with a glass of Louis XV and a fine Cuban cigar.
Merry Mass everybody, happy and healthy New Year.